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And now to help you is "Email Wit and Humor" .. a huge collection of
jokes,
wit and humorous anecdotes.

Hi James：
"How did you find some of these. Hysteri-
cal. I'm about one-third of the way through
your joke book and I am having a difficult
time controlling my hysterical laughter and
the pain in my side from laughing so much.
It's well worth the price. Keep us laughing -
more please!!!!!"
-- Tomas R.

instead of getting free jokes off of the internet
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Number 10
The delivery of your ebook is automatic and immediate. Free online joke
sites are famous for viruses and spyware. We don't send you anything
except what you
ordered and free products that accom-
pany your purchase including MONEY, POWER, AND SEX, and The 11-Minute
Speed Reading Program, so you can
switch to this in case your boss walks into your office.

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Number 09
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leave the errors in until they aren't funny and you feel weird about
reading something that isn't even spelled right. Our jokes are great.
EMAIL
WIT AND HUMOR starts out funny and gets funnier the more you read.
Number 08
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from pride to prejudice, all in the name of humor. >>>> It isn't funny
to try to filter out >>>> all the time. Here's how bad it can look:
>>>>WHAT
>>>>DID THE
>>>>ELEFNANT SAY
>>>>TO THS
>>>>CROCODIL
EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR has been professionally created by major artists
and editors, and is easy to read. It's been made in a special protected
ebook format that is made especially for ebook readers.

Number 07
The Free Joke lists will publish almost
anything to meet their deadlines. Think
about that, when you must meet deadlines
daily, often you'll find trash, insults and
prejudice and call them jokes. We never do that to you..
EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR has 1,000 PAGES of political, Microsoft, men/women,
religion, children's and other jokes.
Jokes you can be proud to tell your friends when they feel down. Yes,
laughter is great medicine. And we give you lots of pharmaceutical
quality jokes to help cure any situation or illness.
Number 06
We've added animations to make the jokes funnier, even audio files for
more entertainment. You'll find our jokes and our layout as something
you'll be proud to give your friends as a gift. Although EMAIL WIT AND
HUMOR is generally meant for an adult audience, it will not be
considered offensive to be read by teenagers, even children. You'll
hardly find anything vulgar, gross, disgusting, racist, sexist or
demeaning to anyone, except blondes. And those are hysterical!
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EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR INSTANTLY

Number 05
Online joke lists are put together by people you don't know, with lots
of advertising, and spyware pop-up ads and annoying banners. They also,
often, place photos for an online porn site on the same computer. Your
email address may be sent to thousands of porn sites. Is that what you
want your email address to be exposed to? How about you family if they
get on to your computer.
Every joke and witty story in EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR has been received by
James Siew, 10 year online joke collecting expert, and now publisher.
He's filtered out the offensive and un-funny stuff and given you jokes
and amusing anecdotes to make you smile, laugh, and entertain others.
Number 04
Joke lists only deliver... jokes
(and usually not good ones either - and generally make you wait
agonisingly for each joke to load up!)
EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR gives you:
Hysterical Jokes, Words of Inspiration, Words of Wisdom, Joke Contest
Result, and a lot more. JOKES that you can read any time you want to
over and over and share with friends.

It's the perfect gift, with over $100 worth of bonus books and savings,
--- and a perfect gift for all your friends, for only -

$9.95 - Part I.
Number 03
With EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR, you can read a few jokes every day, or spend
several hours reading from start to finish. You can carry them around
in your laptop. You can read a new joke a day (twice on Sunday and
holidays) ...AND STILL NOT FINISH THEM ALL IN A WHOLE YEAR!!!

And the BEST reason for buying EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR instead of getting
free jokes from the 'net.

EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR is the perfect gift for friends, co-workers, old
girlfriends, dumped boyfriends, those in your family, the garbage man
for his night with beer and chatting, your famous book group members,
and or anyone you know who needs the medicine of laughter.
Buy several copies and give them away. You'll become their hero (and
I'm not just joking).
Number 02
And if you don't think those are the 10 top reasons to buy EMAIL WIT
AND HUMOR,then check this out:
All of your tree-hugging friends will respect you!
EARTH FIRST - JOKES SECOND!
EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR is an environmentally friendly digital version of a
print book.It is saving the lives of thousands of innocent trees that
would otherwise have been condemned to the torture of murder,
liquidation, and being sulphite invaded to make printing paper that
will become a book, be read once and thrown out.
EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR is a download that will last a lifetime in your
system. And if you lose the file, write to james@emailwitandhumor
with your confirmation number or proof of purchase, and he'll send you
the download information again.
SAVE A TREE'S LIFE!

Click Here to DOWNLOAD
EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR INSTANTLY

AND GET MONEY, POWER, AND SEX
a hysterical live lecture by Dr. Jay Polmar

And The 11-Minute Speed Reading Program
by Speedread as special free gifts
Perfect for a PC and MAC also

Read it on your computer whenever you want. Adjust the type to match
your reading needs.
No waiting -- Instant Satisfaction
Immediate download so:
No Shipping or Handling Costs
No Trips to the Bookstore
No trees are harmed

But, if you prefer to read the jokes while on the john, print a copy
for yourself. The
heck with saving the tree.

With EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR you'll have your own Comedy Show. You'll laugh
your head off...

And you don't need an internet connection to enjoy 'Email Wit and
Humor'.
You'll get to avoid the irritating long delays in getting access
especially if you
have a slow dial-up connection.

Disclaimer: Note EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR isn't responsible for any medical
or legal costs, nor any other costs, whatsoever, that may result from
actually laughing your head off. Also, please be aware that laughing
your head off solely for the purpose of disguising your identity is
considered a terrorist act, which is in violation of the US Patriot Act
and will subject you to investigation by the Department of Homeland
Security, sequestering you in Guantanamo Bay by the CIA as a terrorist,
and feeding you old rice and cockroaches. If you feel that you might
laugh your head off, please contact james@emailwitandhumor to send
you a small bottle of surgical superglue to glue the darn thing back on
and protect your freedom.

"If you don't laugh when you read
EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR then other people
are busy examining your last will and testament."

SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN MAGAZINE
SCIENCE NEWS January 18, 2006

Laughter Proves Good Medicine for Heart

Lacking a sense of humor might not just be bad for your social life, it
might also be harming your cardiovascular health. A new study shows
that laughter actually increases blood flow in the body, proving right
the old adage that laughter is the best medicine, at least when it
comes to the heart. Cardiologist Michael Miller and colleagues at the
University of Maryland tested blood flow in 20 healthy men and women
after they watched 15-to-30-minute clips of the comedy movies Kingpin
and There's Something About Mary and a stressful film, the opening
sequence of Saving Private Ryan. The researchers measured blood flow
both before each viewing and one minute after it ended.

"We wanted to see whether laughter induced
a vascular response,"
--Miller explains.

Prior research inspired the team to conduct the experiment. A series of
questionnaires administered to sufferers of coronary heart disease by
the cardiologists revealed that patients who had suffered a heart
attack failed to find the humor in a situation, such as wearing the
same outfit to a party, 40 percent more often than their healthy
counterparts. "We didn't know whether that was cause and effect or just
part and parcel of having the disease," Miller says.

They decided to investigate the possible healthy effects of laughter by
measuring vascular dilation after people chuckled at funny bits or
reacted to intense images. In total, the researchers gathered 160
measurements of blood flow in the brachial artery, which connects the
shoulder and elbow, from the 10 men and 10 women.

While laughing, 19 of the subjects increased healthy blood flow by an
average of 22 percent. And comparing the amused and stressful states
brought on by film clips, more than 50 percent more blood flowed when
laughing, according to the paper published in the current issue of
Heart. In fact, being light-hearted boosted blood flow about the same
amount as light exercise or drugs that lower cholesterol. Drama-induced
stress, on the other hand, cut that rate by as much as angry memories
or mental calculations.

"What that suggests, at the very least, is that laughter on a regular
basis will undo some of the excess stress we face in our everyday
lives," Miller notes.

"Patients at risk for cardiovascular disease
should loosen up a bit."
--David Biello

Don't take my word for the fun and laughter
that you'll have with EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR!

Just take these words, (and my wife and kids)
...but please leave me the dog!

-- Jay C.
("deadlegs daddy").
"As I'm a recovering failed back surgery patient, my life is no joke.
I'm restricted to a wheelchair and have little to laugh at in my own
life. But, I've got a lot of time to do nothing - so rather than be a
do-nothing, I read your jokes. I ordered your joke book as soon as I
saw it. James, my boy, you've got me in stitches since I started
reading it. My nurse is concerned that I'm using more Adult Diapers
because you have me laughing so hard, I'm pissing my pants!! Thanks for
great work and for helping my depression"
-- Philip Wang
("the joker").

This is an excellent joke and story book - the animation and sounds are
an extra bonus! I hope you have a Book 2 coming out in the future. Just
can't wait for the next one!
-- Dexter
Rosario

James, your comedy book is really good, funny and amusing as well. I
enjoyed myself tremendously. No need to say so much. You guys out
there, just go and grab yourself a copy - you won't regret it.
-- Y. C. Lee

One of the best Ha! Ha! Books I've read so far. Makes an excellent gift
for your boss, colleagues, friends and relatives. I'm going to order
one for my cousin in Perth next week.
-- Marianne
Flinn

Hey James - I never knew you had so much idiotic jokes and interesting
stuff in your collection! You have so many that I've never heard of
before. Now I have a handy source of material I can use in my
Toastmaster sessions!
-- N. G Leo

Hey James man. I loved your joke book. Some of my favourites - are the
Chilli tasting contest, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Boojer Dance - and
many, many others. Let's hope you do a Book 2 in less than the next 10
years!!
-- David Amos

Guaranteed to put a smile on your face and laughter in your heart! I
especially liked the Hokkien `Ah Beng' jokes - just hilarious!
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AND INSPIRATION FOR ALL OCCASIONS!

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